Today is International Chocolate Day (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/international-chocolate-day/).
October is Cybersecurity Awareness Month (https://staysafeonline.org/programs/cybersecurity-awareness-month/).
This is unfair to chocolate, especially considering how many of us have to think about cybersecurity all year. Let's stop thinking about cybersecurity on November 1st and celebrate chocolate for the next 11 months.
Vote for me for world emperor, and this will be one of my first official decrees.
