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We have a pear.

This is not a drill. We have a pear.

A high branch of a pear tree, with a single pear hanging from it

@mwl I'm envious. It was so dry here that squirrels ate all my pears when they were the size of golf balls because they were looking for water. Or they were just being jerks
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@mwl

You know what's next, right?

The birds! The birds are coming for your pear!!! 🍐🐦‍⬛

@ParadeGrotesque

flan_molotov

It was necessary to burn down the pear tree to save it.

@mwl Next step: pear review.